explodinghye:

choclety milk shakes likes his baths

waffle-os:

stitched-to-a-smile:

animechibileak123:

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts

saeto15:

Celldweller- Wish Upon A Blackstar (full album)

unhealthyterminals:

first anon, moobs are a blessing

second anon, you’ve got the right idea B)

steelwingedbat:

The less attractive are always desperate for a good fuck, the most attractive are condemned to hard sex

steelwingedbat:

The less attractive are always desperate for a good fuck, the most attractive are condemned to hard sex

thingswelovefrom-thebookofmormon:

Musical theatre people be like

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

865,909 plays

femgermania:

captain-boomerang:

(original post here)

thAT ACTUALLY FITS REALLY WELL HOLY SHIT

unhealthyterminals:

fell asleep jerkin his dick mannnn

unhealthyterminals:

fell asleep jerkin his dick mannnn