choclety milk shakes likes his baths
You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.
This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.
Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts
Celldweller- Wish Upon A Blackstar (full album)
first anon, moobs are a blessing
second anon, you’ve got the right idea B)
The less attractive are always desperate for a good fuck, the most attractive are condemned to hard sex
Musical theatre people be like
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
fell asleep jerkin his dick mannnn