Consider this your first lesson in showmanship.
There's a devil in the church
▼: D --> I just milked
▲: MILKED?
▼: D --> Yes
▲: I DON'T GET IT, I THOUGHT HOOFBEASTS WERE YOUR THING?
▼: D --> They are
▼: D --> Milk just randomly came out of me
▼: D --> That sounded
▼: D --> Utterly disgusting
▲: YEAH IT REALLY DID. ALSO, HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID MILK RANDOMLY COME OUT OF YOU?
▲: ARE YOU MEANING YOU FINALLY DRANK ENOUGH OF THE STUFF FOR YOU STAR SWEATING IT OUT?
▲: *START.
▼: D --> I
▼: D --> I believe so
▲: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
▼: D --> I am not
▼: D --> I feel gross
▲: YOU ARE GROSS.
▼: D --> Rude
▲: JUST BEING HONEST.
▼: D --> It won't stop
▲: YOU SHOULD STOP DRINKING MILK.
▲: THAT MIGHT HELP.
▼: D --> But I like it
▼: D --> It makes me feel
▼: D --> Very STRONG
▲: APPARENTLY IT ALSO MAKES YOU FEEL VERY GROSS.
▼: D --> Yes but
▼: D --> I can get used to it
▼: D --> I suppose
▼: D --> It will take a while
▲: YOU'RE GOING TO NEED AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF TOWELS ON HAND.
▼: D --> I know
▲: SO YOU'RE GOING TO SWEAT OUT MILK FOR THE REST OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE?
▼: D --> I guess so
▼: D --> But now all the hot babes can lick me
▼: D --> Yolo
▲: AND BY THAT YOU MEAN NEPETA MIGHT TURN OUT TO BE MORE OF A FREAK THAN WE ALL EXPECTED.
▼: D --> Indeed
▲: HAVE FUN WITH YOUR PUSSY.
▲: WINK WONK.
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